Category: Hardcore Cruising

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Perfect Lover

Would you like to live a perfect romance just like a manga? Kanae is the man for you! But maybe he’s not as perfect as he seems… Find out more about him in the shared house!

Fun on the Cruise!

Ever felt the urge to relax on a cruise? This is your opportunity! The HMS Size Queen cruise is on board with a demo available on Steam! It’s a little away for the cruise to set sail, so put it on your wishlist right now!

For a better experience on the HMS Size Queen service, click here.

Help Against Crime

As a lone wolf, Mister Versatile would never like the idea of a sidekick, until Chihuahua came along… Should someone like him have a chance as his sidekick or would he just get in the way?

Chihuahua has other talents besides fighting evil in the city. 😏 Decide the fate here!

Source: Sarah Andersen 

First of All…Thanks!!

Thanks to everyone who supported Hardcore Cruising on Kickstarter! We thought we were going to fail, but we managed to turn the game around in the last few hours. The release is planned for 2022, so don’t forget to put it on your wishlist right now! And also board the free demo available!

Happy Halloween!!

Mister Versatile is bringing a Halloween themed event! It will be available for free to those who already own the game, but if you don’t have it, hurry! This event will only take place between the 28th of October and the 1st of November. Get the game right now!

See all characters with customized clothes, take terrifying scares and discover all the easter eggs scattered throughout the event! What’s more, there will be an scary sale for those who don’t have the game yet. 👻👻

Our Lab Needs Help!

We are hiring brave people for the work of dealing with demons. The problem is that they have a great power of seduction… Can you handle it? Volunteer here!

Become a Patron!

Earn future rewards on Patreon! Our sexy games need support and for sure we have the best rewards in the end! Ever thought about gaining something about your favorite character? Don’t waste time and become a Patron!

We need your support!!

Hardcore Cruising, our new game is sorely in need of help!! We have less than 5 days to run out of time on Kickstarter and we’re still needing $7,000 to hit the goal. Support us on Kickstarter so we can’t fail!

We don’t want this sexy game to end up being cancelled, so please share it with anyone who is interested in the project. You can also try out some of the game on the demo available on Steam and Itch.io!

Hardcore Cruising is a dating simulator full of funny (and spicy) scenes with polyamorous or monogamous romances. It also has animated scenes to enjoy the best possible experience with your love interest! What are you waiting for? Support us and help HMS Size Queen set sail! 

We need to set sail

With the failed attempt of our previous Kickstarter, Harcore Cruising started resetting the goal. We are not that far away, but we need your full help and support in order to reach it. Board the HMS Size Queen!

An experience full of fully animated comedy and spicy scenes, only provided to our loyal guests. Also, you can romance one or more of the crew. Nothing better than making a hot combination, don’t you think?

You can access the demo through our Kickstarter, and see all the several rewards for your support! Any help will be appreciated at this very important time for our crew!

Don’t keep Milo waiting to start his delicious adventure!

Chat and share some memes with us on Discord!🤠

Hardcore Cruising Failed – 2nd Chance Kickstarter Live!

Welp! Our first Kickstarter failed, so we’re trying again! Please help out if you can, or spread the word if you can’t. We really want to make this game!

Please support our Kickstarter!

All aboard the HMS Size Queen! New crewman Milo Barre has started work on his first cruise. He always dreamed of working for this illustrious cruise line, but his big brother bullied him by saying he wasn’t slutty enough to make it.  

Can Milo prove him wrong and be the sluttiest cabin boy on the ship? His lifelong dream is on the line!

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Hardcore Cruising is about a sci-fi gay sex ship that cruises the seas as well as the heavens.  The crew have normal jobs you’d see on any cruise ship, but are also enthusiastic sex workers there to make the guests naughtiest dreams come true.  Join Milo on his first cruise where he proves his worth and falls in love with one or two of his shipmates.  

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Featuring numerous fully animated sex scenes, polyamorous or monogamous options in every route, and loads of sex between the crew and with the guests, Hardcore Cruising will take you away on an erotic voyage you’ll never forget!

Play the Demo Game Here!

Starring

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He’s as green as they come, and it’s not from sea-sickness. Milo needs to learn the ropes fast so he can be the sluttiest cabin-boy possible! Will he have a chance for love and adventure too?

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This seasoned space explorer has taken a break from his science vessel for something more fun. Maybe he can finally find a husband to explore the universe with?

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This sage bartender has seen it all, and can teach Milo what he needs to know with kindness and patience.  Having tentacles for hair adds to his appeal too!

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Xellect is a perfectionist chef who’s as high-strung as they come.  Maybe Milo can help teach him how to relax and enjoy the voyage?  What’s got this guy so nervous? 

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Harse is part of a work-release program from space prison.  What crime did he commit to get life locked up?  Can Milo find a crack in this tough criminal’s  exterior?

Guest Starring

Plumbottom is too busy being the ship’s entertainment coordinator to be a possible love interest, but he’ll be a great help to Milo all the same.

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Why is the ship’s doctor so creepy?  And what’s this magical treatment he’s doing to everyone’s butts?

Featuring

  • Four Sexy Routes!
  • Poly or Monogamous Romance Options in Each Route!
  • Numerous Fully Animated Crew Sex Scenes and Static Guest Scenes
  • Sex with Crewmembers and Guests
  • An Original Disco Music Soundtrack!
  • Sex with Unique Humanoid and Non-Humanoid Aliens!
  • Sex Positive Gay Erotic Fun!

Press Ctrl-V to turn on the Text to Speech Option and have all game text read out loud!

Join the conversation about this and all our other games on our Discord!

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Please support our Kickstarter so we can make this game!

Hardcore Cruising Kickstarter!

Please support our Kickstarter so we can make this game!

All aboard the HMS Size Queen! New crewman Milo Barre has started work on his first cruise. He always dreamed of working for this illustrious cruise line, but his big brother bullied him by saying he wasn’t slutty enough to make it.  

Can Milo prove him wrong and be the sluttiest cabin boy on the ship? His lifelong dream is on the line!

Hardcore Cruising is about a sci-fi gay sex ship that cruises the seas as well as the heavens.  The crew have normal jobs you’d see on any cruise ship, but are also enthusiastic sex workers there to make the guests naughtiest dreams come true.  Join Milo on his first cruise where he proves his worth and falls in love with one or two of his shipmates.  

Featuring numerous fully animated sex scenes, polyamorous or monogamous options in every route, and loads of sex between the crew and with the guests, Hardcore Cruising will take you away on an erotic voyage you’ll never forget!

Play the Demo Game Here!

Starring

He’s as green as they come, and it’s not from sea-sickness. Milo needs to learn the ropes fast so he can be the sluttiest cabin-boy possible! Will he have a chance for love and adventure too?

This seasoned space explorer has taken a break from his science vessel for something more fun. Maybe he can finally find a husband to explore the universe with?

This sage bartender has seen it all, and can teach Milo what he needs to know with kindness and patience.  Having tentacles for hair adds to his appeal too!

Xellect is a perfectionist chef who’s as high-strung as they come.  Maybe Milo can help teach him how to relax and enjoy the voyage?  What’s got this guy so nervous? 

Harse is part of a work-release program from space prison.  What crime did he commit to get life locked up?  Can Milo find a crack in this tough criminal’s  exterior?

Guest Starring

Plumbottom is too busy being the ship’s entertainment coordinator to be a possible love interest, but he’ll be a great help to Milo all the same.

Why is the ship’s doctor so creepy?  And what’s this magical treatment he’s doing to everyone’s butts?

Featuring

  • Four Sexy Routes!
  • Poly or Monogamous Romance Options in Each Route!
  • Numerous Fully Animated Crew Sex Scenes and Static Guest Scenes
  • Sex with Crewmembers and Guests
  • An Original Disco Music Soundtrack!
  • Sex with Unique Humanoid and Non-Humanoid Aliens!
  • Sex Positive Gay Erotic Fun!

Press Ctrl-V to turn on the Text to Speech Option and have all game text read out loud!

Join the conversation about this and all our other games on our Discord!

Please support our Kickstarter so we can make this game!

Hardcore Cruising Kickstarter Cometh!

All aboard the HMS Flaming Star! New crewman Milo Barre has started work on his first cruise. He always dreamed of working for this illustrious cruise line, but his big brother bullied him by saying he wasn’t slutty enough to make it.

Can Milo prove him wrong and be the sluttiest cabin boy on the ship? His lifelong dream is on the line! Play the fully animated demo game here!

Vampire Slave Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Vampire Slave is now available for purchase! You can follow the Dusty and Thalos storyline here.

You didn’t play the first episode? Do not worry! You can see the beginning of the romance journey between a hunter and a vampire completely for free here!

About the facts…

What if Mister Versatile’s characters really did exist? This perfect meme was created by @zeyneb_the_simp and you must agree. Or not? Well, make your own conclusions by visiting the criminal world full of heroes and villains in Mister Versatile!

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